At this point, I was pretty sure I had her — I had never seen her before, so there was no way she had seen me outside for years. Where are my cookies?
Why are you trying to be so different? Are you shy?
So I started to do some qualifying with her — she surrendered to all of my qualifications. So Saturday comes around — and I wake up feeling kinda sick.
Not too feverish, but definitely a little stuffy. As the day went on, though, I felt progressively lazier and more tired.
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She sent me a few texts to ask how I was feeling… so I said:. Maybe a bite to eat?
As an aside, I feel like I should mention that I hate taking women out to dinner and almost never do it… but there is always an exception. It was that simple.
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Thought, fuck it, Im gonna go party and live it up. First night out being single.
Aaaand accidently met the most amazing person In the world. In the line for my first club. I had no idea what I was doing, but I knew I was safe with him and we had amazing chemistry.
He was a little older and knew exactly what to do and when.